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The main attractions

Celebrity Hunting		A collection of random celebrities I've seen.
Darren Day		Darren Day is a c-word. Your pics...
Escape From Eluned		The page that made the site famous! Balance things on your drunk friends and then make a website about it. 195,000 fans can't be wrong!
Gallery		Some daft pictures I've created.
Lord Of The Rings		Naked bottom pictures! Yay!
My Moby Life		My so called life as seen by my mobile phone.
The Alphabet According To Worf		The epic animated gif featuring your favourite Klingon.

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The support acts

Dereks		Awards page for webpages worth having a look at... that I never update. Oops
Fansigns		Send me a picture of yourself... I want to see who you are!
GuestMap		Sign the map and leave a message.
Mail TLM		Send me a message - go on... it'll be fun.
Polling Station		Vote on important issues like who is the nicest naked lady celeb? Have your say.
The Love Manatee's Online Love Store		Buy some great stuff with Escape From Eluned on it.

I hope you enjoy this small collection of random stuff. You probably won't unless you actually know me.

And by the way, the site does contain mild nudity and strong swear words. So don't look if you don't like that stuff. I do. Mmmm... breasts...

Please note - I am not a web designer - this site is full of great big images. Get broadband.

Cheers, The Love Manatee.

So I was thinking the other day... wouldn't it be nice if everyone gave me some money.

This site does take money to stay alive... so if you're a millionaire please donate several thousand pounds - it would be peanuts to you, but would mean a great deal to me. If you're not a millionaire, anything you have spare would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

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